thirties

Marijuana that is not of supreme quality. Not completely shitty like shwag, but definetely takes alot to get you high. Often has many seeds and stems in it.

I'm not going to waste my money on that thirties - it will take four bowls to get me high. Stick with the flame.

by soff-bomb October 2, 2006

Thorties

Being a male in his 30s and 40s that still smashes thots in their 20s.

"That broads too young for ya breh, your 37 shes 20"
"Naw, Im in my thorties, shit's fair game"

by BowDozer November 11, 2018

thirsty thirties

thirsty men and women in their thirties

me: im turned thirty yesterday i am single and ready to mingle
friend: welcome to the thirsty thirties
me: ok thanks

by KevinNearingThirty August 20, 2021

Thirsteoporosis

A condition in which pre-teens and younger teens have the urge to sex something that isn't their hand for once. Commonly contracted in the first romantic or intimate relationship the child takes part in.

Male Humanoid #1 : "My buddy, #2, has been acting strange lately, I heard he got a Girlfriend. He must have thirsteoporosis."

by AFK ) Making More Memes December 30, 2016

thirstily kerfuffled

This is a combination of both made up and non-made up words, used to ruin your friends English project when viewing their work on google docs.

My friends wrote "Oh bird oh bird" so I edited it to "Oh thirstily kerfuffled bird".

by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022

ThinSkies

A person who has thin skin, is easily triggered and can’t take jokes or criticism of any sorts, especially in a public or social setting.

Who knew Jared couldn’t take a joke, I had no idea he had such a bad case of thinskies.

by Blackswat42 August 18, 2022

Thirstiana

Pron: Thurs-t-aa-naa

The named applied to females of any race or ethnicity usually found in the inner city or ghetto, but can be found anywhere, whose daily intentions are to see how much manipulation of men or women for money, food, drugs, shelter, rides, or any random favors without compensation, they can squeeze out of whatever gullible schmuck who happens to mistakingly make brief eye contact. Also, no matter what their thirst never seems to get quenched.

Origin: My brain
Ex: Man1- Damn check out that bitch over there, she's fine as fuck!

Man2- Bro, that bitch is thirsty!

Man1- Thirsty?

Man2- Yeah that's her name, Thirstiana, stop looking, stupid!

Man1- I'll get her some water if she's dehydrated.

Man2- Thirstiana will dehydrate your bank account if you don't stop.......damn too late.......good luck sucka!

Thirstiana- Hey baby, is that your bank roll in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?!?!

by STR8JKT22 November 7, 2022