Facebook Theology

The act of debating religion via Facebook, typically using status updates or wall posts.

Guy 1- There has yet to be any evidence to suggest the existence of a God.

Guy 2- Did you see that guy's Facebook theology status?

by Atheist Cow January 28, 2011

Theology

Study of religion applied to the truth of the world; opposes secular philosophy.

... Go philosopher! Theology won't find you any sort of truth.

Momma: Son, I've brought you a new pamphlet of the church... God blesses you, child.

Son: RAAAR!!!!! I are the sick of this theologist scam. Momma, I'm atheist! Go humanist, momma!

by Yue CG May 15, 2005

Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

by MathPlus September 16, 2018

theologenie

The act of summoning God to magically explain every problem.

The theo-login decided to theologenie their way through the million dissenting comments.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Theological virtues

Faith, Hope, Love

Man: What are the theological virtues?

Priest: Faith, Hope, love

by Aldrin Sacramento September 3, 2013

Theologically

Same thing as theoretically but the cooler word. Used by ratchet/ghetto people.

Theologically, yo would't be ma best frands if yo won't born.

by Hor-sey April 26, 2015

Theological Divinialism

Theological divinialism is the part of divinialism responsible for its theology, it seeks the study of the nature of God, gods, divine beings and divinity in a divinialist outlook and how reach them and become like them.

"One of the most important concepts inside theological divinialism is the concept of people's divinity, where everyone is divine at some level and anyone can reach th divine by its own will, motivation and evolution."

by Full Monteirism January 23, 2021