therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

Therapist

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Therapist

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005

Therapist

A stranger that you tell everything about you and your life that you would not tell your best friends.They are ment to help people

"My friend's dad is a therapists '

by I was never here123 November 11, 2019

theraperized

Getting advice from a friend when you really need to go see a therapist.

person 1: "My husband told me he was gay when we were having sex."

person 2: "Girl, you need to be theraperized!"

by Pbedesem January 10, 2008

Therapist

A job title that is well paid but they are generally useless cuz they give you tests that you do badly in that show your anxiety. And this results in your anxiety being worse and your therapist laughing because they will counsel you for longer and your parents have to pay up more

Your such a therapist. Go ruin some kids life.

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019

therapise

to perform therapy on someone prenounced (ther-a-pize)

i therapised someone today by puting them into a trance

by Hannah Morris September 26, 2007