Lanhard's Theorem 

From any page in Wikipedia, it will never take more than 5 page-link clicks to access the Wikipedia article on Hitler.

Examples of Lanhard's Theorem:

Donut -> World War II -> Hitler

Antidisestablishmentarianism -> Britain -> World War II -> Hitler

Lanhard's Theorem by Michael McMinn March 4, 2008

car / penis theorem 

The relation between car size and penis size. The car / penis theorem denotes the relationship between a vehicle owned by a male and the size of his sexual organ. As the size and overall cost of the vehicle increases, the average penis size of that vehicle's owners decreases in a linear fashion.

For example, according to the car / penis theorem, a man who's car is a 1992 Honda Civic (assuming that it isn't riced up) should have a penis size of approximately 7 inches erect. On the other end of the scale, the average male Lamborghini owner has an erect penis length of about 3 inches.

car / penis theorem by Qbou3mT March 6, 2015

infinite pinocchio theorem 

A method of abusing Pinocchio's omniscient powers to obtain the secrets of the universe.

Do Aliens exist? Let's just use infinite pinocchio theorem theorem!

infinite pinocchio theorem by burtmack December 24, 2021

Gucci Theorem 

The hypothetical law that prevails when discussing hypothetical or potential future scenarios. It forces one to consider a possibility, without the consequence of potential death as a bias. The theorem considers the sensations or experience of any given event rather than the baseline consideration of death.

Scott: Would you ever wanna experience Pearl Harbor? Like right when the Japanese attacked?
Alan: nah dude that's fucked up. Not tryna die
Scott: Gucci Theorem bro, you won't die you just gotta be there.
Alan: oh fuck yeah, maybe take a few tabs

Gucci Theorem by John DeSpencer July 19, 2017

Drizzy's Theorem

A physics theory created by none other than DrizzyJeremiah himself. The theory states that for a person playing a Computer Game, their Luck is Inversely proportional to their Skill at the Computer Game they're playing. Although this rule only applies at constant ping.

"Damn, I didn't get that sick skin from that CS:GO Loot box"
"DW fam, remember Drizzy's Theorem? It just means you're good at CS"
"True, but I don't think my ping's constant my guy"

Drizzy's Theorem by DrizzyJeremiah January 19, 2018

Ogilvie's Theorem 

A theorem concocted in 2021 by notable cultural historian Brian W. Ogilvie, claiming that '30 - 5 + 1 = 24'. Widely ridiculed on websites such as Twitter and Tumblr for being so notoriously incorrect. The post has since been deleted.

Damn, did you see John in class today?
Yeah, he aced that section on Ogilvie's Theorem!

Ogilvie's Theorem by HandyAndyOgilvie June 11, 2021

bayes' theorem 

A theorem that states allows you to find the probability of the condition of an event given that the event occurred. Can also be used whenever there is a hard math or physics problem.

Marty: This is a very hard geomapping problem
Timmy: Use Bayes' Theorem
Marty: wait why
Timmy: Baycause it is Bayes' Theorem

bayes' theorem by AlbertiBass October 4, 2019