Jam the ham

The act of female masturbation or sex

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"

by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019

Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Slap the Ham

Telling like it is.
It's slapping the ham on the table, and then you know.

Jamie thought his soup was lovely, but Nigel had to slap the ham about its quality. Jamie was hurt but admired his honesty.

by hamslapper March 3, 2015

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

theamazingatheist

an youtube user who is politically and socially active and believes in voicing out his opinion on many such issues and his point of view of the society as a whole. some points he makes can are considered ignorant by some people but the majority agrees with his ideology. he does curse a lot but that should not take away from the points he makes. he can also be hilarious at times.

theamazingatheist believes in basic freedoms of mankind.

by PSYCH0S0CIAL January 22, 2009

Teham

A guy who has an incredibly unique mind, a savage attitude, and is the greatest prankster of all time. He's shy, but hella hot when you get to know him. He can look at you in a weird way, and you'll be SHOOK for days. He seems really nice, but if you mess with him, then you are asking to be put in hell. He's lovable all at the same time! ... Just don't get on his bad side.

Girl 1: Hey, did u see Teham today?

Girl 2: OMG, yes i did! My eyes are blessed.

Boy: I'm gay for him!

Girl 1 &2: .......Teham is great! hes so funny

by Anonymous11223300 June 1, 2018

thegamer123

He is the best mod on ThorBIH YT Channel!

thegamer123 has 1.2k hours

by Kamaren Robinson January 1, 2021