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Venetian Grandfather

While a female is performing oral sex on her knees (as the male stands) as the male is about to shoot off, he pokes the female in the eyes, knees her in the breast region, nuts in her hair, steals her purse and runs off.
Rob gave some chick a venetian grandfather last night, so this round is on him!
by Sir J of the G August 10, 2008
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Venetian Snares

Venetians Snares makes truly unique music. It's good if you're high at the time, or partially drunk. Yes, partially. It isn't very bad... but it isn't very good either. Most of the songs sound rushed... Maybe a little to crazy for my taste.
Don't get me wrong, VS makes decent music... but I'm sticking with Aphex Twin.
by Kuley April 15, 2005
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Venetian Step Dance

When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body
"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"
by DaveFrancosBoner September 19, 2013
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Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018
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venetian handshake

Referencing the people of Venice, Italy, a Venetian Handshake is when two people intertwine their toes together, as one does when they are shaking hands. May be sexual in nature.
"Yo! I heard you were with Tracy last night!"
"Yeah man, but the only thing she wanted to do was the Venetian handshake..."
by watch the x files July 2, 2021
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Venetian manners

Aggressive and hostile behavior, particularly towards tourists in popular tourist destinations.
Did you see that short haired, female store clerk scream and insult tourists in Italian? She had a bad case of Venetian manners.
by Wanderer777 July 12, 2018
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venetian sneak

Applies to any transportation network company ride sharing driver (Like Uber or Lyft) in the Las Vegas Area who picks up from McCarran Airport, and "sneaks by" the Venetian's Main Entrance to drop the passenger off at either The Palazzo, The Mirage, or Treasure Island. The purpose of this driving maneuver is to avoid heavy traffic on the 15 freeway, Las Vegas Blvd and Sands Blvd.
Driver: It's 6 o'clock Friday Night! I'm sure you guys understand that traffic is going to be bad right now on the freeway? And The Strip!! You're going to The Palazzo right? I'm going to do The Venetian Sneak!

Passenger: Yeah, we're staying at The Palazzo. OK Just get us there whichever way is faster!
by DecemberTwentynine September 14, 2017
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