zorp

a new, dumber sounding and therefore funnier way of saying "zing"

the skrillex is a good dj... zorp

by boodism December 01, 2011

zorp

the act of giving

"yo will you zorp me that cola please?"

by reverend carl April 17, 2010

zorp

verb: to give a person a feeling of emptiness by having them spend their money or time on something normal or stupid(e.g a slot machine) yet portraying the purchase or commitment in an extravagant, exagerated way so as to decieve the person of the actual utlity of the purchase or commitment. Emphasis is on the flashy, extravagant, almost surreal circumstances and expectations of the event contrasted with the empty, shallow, and even depressing outcome of it.

Almost always used in regard to Las Vegas.

note: Las Vegas or a Las Vegas venue is many times the unstated subject of this verb.

idioms:

zorpworld or zorp-world: Las Vegas

I lost $1000 in the casinos, spent $500 for a blowjob from a whore from some gnarly whore delivery service, and have a killer hangover. Damn, I got fucking zorped in Vegas this weekend.

He is getting zorped in the casinos right now.

or

The casino is zorping him right now.

by nizorpworld December 09, 2008

zorping

When you're high on nothing but sleep deprivation.

Josh always starts zorping around 2am.

by realorangejuice November 13, 2017

Zorp

A giant lizard with a volcano for a mouth that according to the zorp cult will some day engulf the world in flames.

Guy#1-"hey did you here about zorp killing everyone?"
Guy#2-"we'll ain't that nice"

by El domarino July 05, 2014

ZORPED

When you are tripping really hard off acid

"Wow Im so Zorped."

by Chill vibes guy December 14, 2016

zorping

zorping is the act of skipping stones on a frozen body of water creating a "zorp" sound.

"hey you guys wanna go zorping?"

"hell yeah! that shit is fucking crazy!"

by beedubyah July 28, 2009