The New Jersey

A sexual term: Farting while masturbating.

"Damn son, I just walked in on Alec doing the New Jersey!!"

by Anthony0001 July 24, 2008

The New Nintendo Kennel Club

The New Nintendo Kennel Club is a strange and misleading webforum created and kept running by little girls trapped in 14-19 year old bodies. They used to talk about dogs and puppies, and even pixel pets to keep their amusement at par, now they use n00b language and really medicore jokes to talk about basically anything that takes place in this universe. One day DoggieLicker404 has a slice of pizza, and she feels the need to tell somebody. So, she posts a topic saying "Pizza", and then writes a description about what her pizza looks like, and tastes like, followed by 2000 replies with other users favorite pizza toppings. This could also work with "What's your favorite breed of PUPPY?"

They have an Off-Topic board that consists of basically anything the users have in mind on a daily basis. You name it: Rants, Journals, random sputterings, and even inside jokes.

There are some alright people who attend this web forum, but in the last couple of years their alright-ness has faded, and only few have made it out alive.

You know, I cannot even find the goodness in my heart to suggest you go and take a peek at this terrible place, I don't even care if you're Asian. Don't go. You'll get some sort of interweb aids and die from lack of intelligence.

All in all, it's absolutely a waste of everybodys time and I shun everybody who still wastes their time there.

Have fun getting a career.

Amen.

NNKCER 1: "GUIZ I JUST GAWT BOTOX LOLZ WANNA C"
NNKCER 2: "NO WAI MANG DATS REELEE GROSS LOLZ GO GET SUM HELP -cutswristsoverherpuppydying-"

NNKCER 3: "OMG YER SO FCKIN DUMB U SHULD GET SUM HELP U DUMBY"

NNKCER 2: "LEEV ME ALONE I GAWT PROBLEMS CUZ MY UNCLE HAS DISLEXIA"
NNKCER 1: "ZOMG MY BOTOX JUST WORE OFF U SUN OF A BEETCH IMMA KILL U WIT MY PUPPIE POWERS"
NNKCER 4: "IM A WIZARD HARRY"

admin: welcome to The New Nintendo Kennel Club!
guy 1: hi, this is my husky, his name is phil
guy 2: FUCK HUSKIES YOU'RE IMMATURE

by PORNBOT May 12, 2010

the new bay

A movement of younger Bay Area Mc's to regenerate the Bay's hip-hop scene, by creating a new sound (hyphy) and a flyer way of living

Some notables: Keak da Sneak, The Team, Frontline, Federation, Messy Marv

Regognize the Bay - the new bay is in the building.

by that dozen April 30, 2005

the new yardbirds

Led Zeppelins original name. The band was originally formed in 1968 by guitarist Jimmy Page under the name The New Yardbirds in order to fulfill some performance commitments booked in Scandinavia before the break up of the original Yardbirds. Vocalist Robert Plant, known from his work with The Band of Joy, was himself on the verge of a record deal when Page saw him perform at West Midlands College of Education with a pickup band of art students and drafted him into the new band. Plant brought with him drummer John Bonham. Bassist John Paul Jones was informed by his wife that Page was forming a group; Jones and Page knew each other well from their days as session musicians and Jones contacted Page who asked him then to join the band.
The band name was later changed to Lead Zeppelin after a comment from Keith Moon (drummer for The Who)

The New Yardbirds started one of the greatest bands of all time.

by EssPea January 17, 2005

The New Den

Not to be compared to the original, but just as fucking awesome. Where whiskey and Bud Heavy flow like the mighty Mississippi, A place everyone wants to be, a non-stop rager. Sometimes even celebrities hangout there. (Jared Leto, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal) A place where all your wildest dreams can come true. If the walls could talk you'd hear tales of debauchery, death, and dishonor.

Your girlfriend is not safe at The New Den

There's always a party at The New Den

by COYS October 31, 2011

The New Hampshire Motto

This is a complicated advance maneuver and should be left for those above the age of 35 to prevent injury.

Things you will need include a man from NH ( this is very specific due to their upbringing) now the preferred female partner should be a doe eyed cutie from the Midwest.

Now after a lengthy foreplay session that involves lobster rolls and cheese balls from the dairy state its works best to bend the female partner over a messy kitchen counter. With one leg up and her face squarely in the left over’s proceed to doggie style. Just before the NH male climaxes he should take his little finger and slip it into her demure little pink pucker and yell just as he cums “LIVE FREE OR DIE” !!!!!!!!!

He invited his sexy new female dentist back to the house to explain the New Hampshire Motto.

by Pink Parts inspector May 12, 2009

the new black

Anything that is now popular & 'in'. Its usage goes beyond the fashion world where the color Black is always in style.

"Obama is the new black" (Pun intended, no disrespect to African Americans)

by myERa January 2, 2010