Golden Horde

Survivalist term for the mass of unprepared citizens who will descend on the countryside like a blinged out swarm of locusts when the SHTF.

"By the time I got off from work & could hit the road myself, the Golden Horde had already stripped every Stop-N-Rob between here and Memphis!"

by Cybrludite October 22, 2008

Horde Mode

A mode in the big hit game, Gears Of War 2, and quite possibly the best idea anyone has come up with in the realm of infuriating time wasters that you play with (up to) four other people online, simply to successfully clear waves 1 through 50 to get an X-Box 360 achievement for 30 measly Gamer Points, just to have your best friend call you up asking if you want to do it all over again.

"Horde Mode. 50 good reasons to stop playing Gears of War 2."

by The Big eight December 16, 2008

jew horde

To be stingy and horde ones personal belongings, usually pertaining to Jew gold.

Don't ask Mario for a cookie, he jew hordes his.

by Jordan Reindl March 5, 2008

Retarded Hordes

Any large, like minded group of people who make quick, knee jerk reactions based on sheltered and moronic views and are especially vocal in voicing their outrage. This can be political, religious, automotive or sports views in nature, or any other movement.

4chan's /b/ is a particularly active breeding ground for a retarded hordes.

"Did you see that 10,000 Camaro's are being built a month?" "Yeah, just wait until the retarded hordes over at Camaro5.com's message boards hear about this"

by MoparMan85 December 22, 2009

Zombie Hordes

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.

Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!

by Twinfist February 4, 2010

Jung Horde

Typically found in old school gaming circles to mean a lot of something. Equivalent to a butt-load.

"I found a jung horde of stuff on that last level"

by Luv2bsingn February 16, 2010

Horde Prime

big robot bitch dude who makes clones of himself to be his slaves bc he has no friends he has to make his own friends cos hes so fucking lonely and needs a hive mind to see what his "brothers" were doing and nobody wants to be his friend cos he keeps conquering the known universe. he was going to conquer Etheria, but didnt succeed and got beaten up by etherians (gay kids) instead. they were going to save sparkles and blondie's furry girlfriend. blondie's furry girlfriend got turned into one of his slaves and sparkles was rescued and then the dream team went back for him bringing back a brocken clone that they thought was bitch 2.0 (hordak). soon the etherians beat his ass with lesbians and his ship turns into big galactic broccoli tree. in conclusion horde prime is a bitchy robot with clones and no friends whose ass got beaten up by lesbians

did i mention Horde Prime is old as fuck?

by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022