jordan hoff

This guy used to bully this girl that had a crush on him in 7th grade.....

the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"

by ....bully December 09, 2019

Hoff Off

Verb.

To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.

Seeing Joe macking with Traci made Jeff hoff off.

by Earl Sharrow February 28, 2008

hoff lover

A male who is obsessed with David Hasslehoff is a hoff lover

He loves the Hoff he is a hoff lover

by Wilzee April 13, 2006

Hoff blitz

Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.

"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"

by May O'Mahoney December 12, 2006

Pulling a Hoff

to 'pull a Hoff' refers to the actions and mannerisms of David Hasselhoff; to be a highly functioning alcoholic.

Miranda and Elysia had no intentions of pulling a Hoff last night, but when they woke up in the morning NOT feeling like P. Diddy, they knew they'd pulled a Hoff.

by number#2 August 29, 2010

hassel to the hoff

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

by the birds and trees February 23, 2007

Katie Hoff

A sexy swimmer chick that owns world of female swimming. She attended the 2004 olympic games at 15 years of age and currently holds the World record in the 400 Individual Medly and multiple American records.

Katie Hoff tooled everybody in that race yesterday.

by Chris Griffen July 02, 2008