One of the most hated men in Chicago. He is a relief pitcher for the Cubs who consistently blows save opportunities in the 9th inning. Coach Dusty Baker forces him to be the team's closer against his will, when he has proven he is a valuable set-up man from his time with the Minnesota Twins.
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
LaTroy, if you ever read this, when you have a hitter at an 0-2 count, never throw a strike down the middle of the plate. Make him chase one out of the zone, dummy!
Chicagoan #1: Hey, did the Cubs win today?
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
Chicagoan #2: They were going to, but LaTroy Hawkins blew it again!
by Frustrated Cubs Fan May 8, 2005
When your the sober guy in a room full of drunkin breeziez, lurking, waiting, for the first one who looks like she's gonna hit the floor, and offers to give her a (RIDE)!!!!!!
by alex contreras August 21, 2007
To go out in public locations in search of females with empasis on physical appearance. Those being hawked are usually younger girls between 16-24 years old.
by marc ipsen October 7, 2004
by yakkitori June 10, 2006
Lead-singer of the greatest rock band appeared since the 80s. NOT camp although might appear so. Extremely talented, with a great voice, lovely outfits......and deliciously sweeeeeeeeeeet.....oh jesus....
by CatherineInRock January 8, 2004
Lead singer of The Darkness, the UK's most successful rock act of the early '00s.
Camp, but still a great musician with a lot of talent.
Camp, but still a great musician with a lot of talent.
by DaveIII October 17, 2003
Caroline Hawkins is a sweet, caring and, although she doesn't always know it, beautiful girl. She is very smart, and knows what she's talking about. She is a little insane, but her craziness brings out the best in other people. She can be very loud, probably a little too loud sometimes, but she is loved anyway. A Caroline Hawkins attracts all the men ;) and knows how to get what she wants. She is very athletic and loves to play sports with her friends. She is very popular, but known to be kind. Although she sometimes stresses out over school work, she is generally good at focusing on the positive and moving on/learning from past mistakes. She can gossip a little too much sometimes, but generally understands when she has gone too far. She secretly loves Justin Bieber, Jake Paul and Jacob Sartorius although she will never admit it, and has posters of them hanging everywhere in her room.
by logan sartorius September 18, 2017