Gouting

To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.

“Yo bro we’re gonna go Gouting this afternoon, you wanna come with”

“Nah, I already have the gecord.

by RPissOnYa January 05, 2025

Gout

Perfect for a dog Gout! saves saying Get out all the time.
See Gunder.

Lassie! Gout!
Will you tell him to Gout!
I want her Gouted

by Werdna Drof June 17, 2021

Gout

the word my friend thought was goot

friend: hey what is goot?

Me (confused) :you mean gout?

by Jsb53105 October 15, 2018

Gout

When a chimney loves another chimney very much, they have chimney babies. And that is how you get the gout. Due to this one with the gout only lives for seven days.

Dan: I have it(the gout). Terrible. Seven days to live.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.

by Rambau33 June 30, 2017

Gout

"Get out"

Two guys in a conversation
Levi: *Tells a stupid joke* (like usually)
Adam: GOUT!

by Sujeev May 16, 2025

Gout

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.

Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.

by Sans the Lucario July 06, 2018

gout

Nasty. Gross. Something that stinks, tastes bad, extremely dirty, or disgusting to look at.

“That sandwich was old. It tasted gout af” “I’m gonna give that motel a bad review it was gouted out”

by Neenscene September 11, 2020