Porcupine in the forest

When a male, or female has an intense itch in their pubes.

Chad: Bro why are putting cornstarch in your pants.
Brad: Cause bro, I got a porcupine in the forest.
Chad: Wow, that is a very interesting, and useful phrase that can be utilized in everyday conversation.

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Brad: Yea, some sort of linguistic genius posted it on urban dictionary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016

play in the forest

Smoking weed (or trees)

Yo, after class, we gotta go play in the forest

by crotchfester December 20, 2007

Beat the forest

The act of one obviously gay dude desperately trying to blow his friends while holding a PlayStation remote and while wearing a headset.

Scotty when ur back home we should beat the forest together!

by Evilredbeerd May 17, 2023

stairs in the forest

Stairs that are 10 - 50 miles or more feet in a forest for no reason no foundation to seem like it belongs to another place

I saw the stairs in the forest about 50 feet in the forest

by The silent watcher September 26, 2020

Can't see the forest for the trees

To become so caught up in the small details that you're unable to step back see what is going on or what will happen. Our take of reality gets bent as we are too involved.

Like when person is so focused on finding an error in day a book, that they didn't take the time to enjoy it for what it was; a story.

Another would be say a brother or siser begs you to hide them, acts nervous (you ignore this) They look out windows (you ignore this too) as you just want to catch up. They ask you to hide a knife .... a bloody knife ..

The trees fall away yet?

"Can't see the forest for the trees", Dan said.

by quietriver September 30, 2016

(to) miss the forest

Are they closing down/cancelling everything again?

Do you get support payments?

new semester about to kick off here. plus a minor job. plus the uncertainty of childrens daycare, schools. i depend on Kindergarten so strongly - to get ahead.

(to) miss the forest for the trees

by Krkič October 6, 2020

Can't see the forest through the trees.

This term means someone is so simple minded that they can't figure out the simplest problems. Their minds are like great big empty voids of any kind of logical thought. This is why even though the can see the trees their simple minds can't grasp that's the forest.

Ray : Did you see that guy trying to change his flat tire, it took him an at least an hour.

Tony :That guy can't see the forest through the trees.

by TV CAR March 29, 2010