The Spreading Eagle

When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.

Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky

by Briget Smiles December 3, 2010

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The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.

Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.

by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019

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The American Eagle

When a girl passes out drunk, and you shave off all the hair on her head (this may be tougher on girls with facial hair) and jizz all over her bald head, Like a bald eagle, Madjestic in every way.

Me and Larry gave a girl The American eagle at D-mans party and ruined her life! It took her months to grow all that hair back!

by Philopean September 11, 2006

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The Meat Eagle

A poop, particularly one that occurs after eating lots of meat

"I thought he was lost in my intestinal wilderness, but this morning the Meat Eagle has landed!"
"The Meat Eagle has landed!"

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

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The Philadelphia Eagels

1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.

"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"

by Dude-y McDudeDude November 21, 2004