tyler the consumer

a big ratchet teletubby built boy😳

damn! he’s tyler the consumer

by wocketinmypocket221 November 12, 2020

The Conservatives

The voice of reason and conscience in British politics.

During the 2019 General Election, many traditional labour voters came to their senses and voted for The Conservatives.

by Malhomme November 26, 2020

The Conservative

A technique employed when one finds oneself taking a crap and the toilet paper is almost completely gone whereby the crapper most make complete use every square inch of toilet paper in order to make an effective wipe before the end of the roll.

An expert at The Conservative makes the clean wipe (to verify all poop is gone) with the remnants of toilet paper that remain on the roll after the last sheet is removed.

"I went to take a crap and realized that I was almost out of toilet paper"

"Oh shit! Get ready for dingle berries and skid marks"

"Nah, I am a pro at The Conservative; the last piece of toilet paper was the clean wipe"

by dmandr May 23, 2012

get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker

The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value

"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."

by Wallace Carlos September 22, 2009

the constitution party

A group of old white men with fucked up ideals that include the notion that one is not truly an american unless one's ancestors were here during the signing of the constitution.

It is really frightening that the white supremacists of the constitution party is considered the third biggest party in america.

by suburbandaydreamer August 2, 2009

The Conservative Party

The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country

person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"

by The Queen's son January 16, 2009

The Console King

The name bestowed to the greatest video game player of all time by the Gods themselves! Sometimes shortened to "TCK" or just "The King". The only known recipient of the title was Mathew Leonard of England, who has had his title challenged on numerous occasions, only for them to be beat down.

Mere mortal 1 - (To TCK) "Hey, wanna game of Goldeneye 64"
Mere mortal 2 - "You can't challenge him.... He's The Console King!"

by The Console King December 26, 2008