seize the cheese 

meaning to do something proper!

man you really can seized the cheese on that jib!

he is deff gonna seize the cheese on this prime byard rail.

seize the cheese by drewdavv January 18, 2011

The Cheese Dam Theory 

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section

The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.

The Cheese Dam Theory by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019

Chase the Cheese 

When someone is so focused on making money and securing the bag.

See also: bread chasing

@MyFavsTrash: "Good morning hustlers, let's chase the cheese. no days off."

Chase the Cheese by MyFavsTrash September 5, 2018

grating the cheese 

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

grating the cheese by Hexis August 21, 2008

Gripping The Cheese 

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.

I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.

Gripping The Cheese by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009

cutting the cheese 

"Cutting the cheese" is simply the act of slicing various types of cheese, putting them beautifully displayed on a silver tray, adding condiments around the various cheese (the more expensive, the better), then when no one is looking, putting the cheese up to your anal canal and farting on as much as possible.

"The cheese has an exceptional flavor. Our hostess is a specialist at cutting the cheese, and knows how to flavor the white wine too... so it turns yellow and goes with the slices of weird smelling cheese.

cutting the cheese by Barbara Blee-Johnny December 16, 2010

Eat The Cheese 

"Eat the Cheese" is a homosexual term for "the act of milking the last remnants of semen from a penis after an orgasm. A derogatory term usually associated with nasty far fetched sexual encounters between two men where one is the dominant commanding the submissive to do what he is told.

Eat the cheese boy! Eat the cheese from my dirty ole dick.

Eat The Cheese by Stathara February 23, 2011