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a forgotten blog that has not been updated for over six months.
If you have written the words, "Sorry, I have been so busy, will be back soon" on your blog, it will soon become a "blob". And you are now officially a "blobber".
by knockgav December 11, 2010
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blob

(v.) to blob. to move in a drunken stupor in a way very similar to an aoemeba or a blob of goo. to roll/slide around shapelessly and unbalanced when extremely wasted or just very fat.
Joe had so much to drink that he kept blobbing off the couch onto the floor.

Ted blobbed into the room after downing 25 shots of tequlia and practically melted onto the bed.

Bob was so fat he had to blob out of his chair since his legs couldnt support him.
by whoopie November 10, 2007
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blob

God like creature with firly nostrals and no brain or organs.

P.S.
That must suck LOL
by Pilliging Quoll May 6, 2003
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Blob

Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.
I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.
by unofficially October 27, 2016
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blob

"The Blob" is a movie that has been twice made, once in the 50s, and again later in the 20th century by horror film director John Carpenter. The story is loosely based (very loosely) on the H.P. Lovecraft short story "The Colour out of Space," and concerns a life-sucking, flesh dissolving blob of protoplasm that arrives inside a meteorite.
If you've read "The Colour out of Space," don't bother seeing either version of the Blob - they twice butchered Lovecraft's artistry.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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On the blob

A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.
by Mr BlobbyBlob December 28, 2011
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Blobbing

noun- A round of sloppy felatio
Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!
by keldard February 20, 2011
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