Skip to main content

sucks the bag 

adj.

1. Inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. Severe or unfavorable
3. Being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory

v.

1. The act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scrotum and testes
2. Blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.
1. Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.

2. A woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the knob is a keeper.
sucks the bag by Flex June 25, 2004

Secure The Bag

To get money and be able to keep money. Or to comfortable with the amount of money you sitting on.
"Ay you tryna hit the mall tonight"

"Nah not tonight I'm workin"

"Damn, you always at work"

"You know I gotta secure the bag"
Secure The Bag by Anon090807 March 14, 2020

Securing the bag 

Typically used when getting money from a paycheck or from other monetary sources thus bag is meant to convey moneybag.
Person 1: bro I literally have no days off this week
Person 2: hey bro at-least your securing the bag

Person 1: facts bro

Squeezing the bag 

"Squeezing the bag"- verb
Metaphor, in reference to box wine.
When hope seems to be empty, yet an individual has the cunning to think outside the box, (or rather inside- pun) and discovers that there is always more hope to be found.
Kelly thought that she had finally hit rock bottom, but after squeezing the bag she found the strength to carry on.
Squeezing the bag by Makskye July 25, 2017

Straight out the bag 

Yo, I just bought some new shoes.
Nah not on Thrift+, I got them straight out the bag