Puerto Rican Backhoe

Noun.
1. In the territory of Puerto Rico, a person who performs the work of the automated backhoe which we use in this country.
2. Word used to describe a manual labor person who is paid minimal wages and performs backbreaking work.

1. The Puerto Rican Backhoes were sent to Boston to work on the big dig.
2. Bob is nothing but a Puerto Rican Backhoe working for that construction firm.

by Morty October 20, 2003

Irish Backhoe

Using your permanently disfigured ring finger to diddle the shamrock of an underage teen until he or she froths, while they enjoy the potent aroma of your clovered teabag.

Ah shite, Watson just gave that lad the Irish Backhoe!!!

by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

Windy backhoe

The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.

Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?

by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019

Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.

Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.

by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019

Backhoe

Dirt scoop go vroom car thing

The backhoe hoes some ground

by Foreign Sombra May 26, 2021

Backhoe

A hoe that likes being fucked from the back. Backhoe

Andrea is such a backhoe

by Uncle Snap July 04, 2023

The Backhoe

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.

My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.

by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024