4 definitions by Al Littletomatoes
A child with a highly disfunctional upbringing that is often the cause of later social, emotional, and/or professional failures.
"Poor Logan couldn't help flipping out at that customers - he was an oopsbaby, and she reminded him of his awful, awful mother. "
by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010
Danielle's family had no idea what they'd do when her oopsbaby came along; they were having trouble supporting themselves as it was.
by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010
Frustrated by his failure to pick up a woman that evening, and having spent all but two dollars at the bar, Frank decided to comb the back alleys for the rough tugging and tooth-plagued services of a backho. After five minutes of searching he came upon one with rough hands and a cold sore; Frank figured even this was better than nothing.
by Al Littletomatoes March 2, 2010
An ugly, boring, unpleasant and/or unhygenic woman, often obese, who attempts to compensate socially by engaging in extreme promiscuity.
Although Danielle though her male friends hung around her for her personality, in reality they considered her something of a backho.
by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010