waldo

A term used to point out gay men. Similar to the "Where's Waldo?" books.

Walking down the street someone sees someone they believe is gay and says "Waldo" and others can agree, disagree, confirm or disprove.

by speare07 August 30, 2007

Waldo

This guy is in a red and white striped sweater, he has glasses. Nobody knows where he is, except there has been reports of him being in little girl's closets.
He is also the hide and go seek champion.

Dude, did hear, Amber saw Waldo in her closet!

by Johnny McJohns March 1, 2010

Waldo

A personthat shows up when not looked for. While also showing no shame. It can also be used as a person that never shows up when looked for.

Where were you for the meeting.Man you are such a waldo.

by Silent Strike March 18, 2003

Waldo

The best hide-and-seek player EVER! Been in hiding ever since 1987.

Where's Waldo? I don't know!

by ThePoetInMe March 13, 2012

Waldo

a raging lunitic who enjoys fellatio

Oh my god, here comes a waldo!

by Squirch November 13, 2003

waldo

the guys who created 420. they went by the name the waldos, and since they were all in after school activities they figured that after an hour at 4:20 that it would be a very realistic time to go smoke weed by the woods.

Waldo #1: Hey man, 420 after school
Waldo #2: Yah man, i have to take a hit of that dank sh*t that just came into town

by Tanner101 April 22, 2006

Waldo

waldo is the most elusive man ever

me: hey Ben do u have any idea where the hell Waldo is

by u r die April 9, 2021