Being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. A mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a fucking Delorean and can somehow bend the space-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.
Hey, I gotta run to Menomonie, WI. Then St Paul. Then Stillwater. Then North Saint Paul. Then back to Menomonie. I'll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, Wagner Time motherflower.
by Mnknockoutkid September 04, 2010
by cyclopsrealgf September 11, 2021
Most beautiful girl who will make your heart melt when you see her. She is brown haired with brown eyes and you can’t help but being friends with her. She is caring and outgoing and kinda sneaky
by Bdd the king November 12, 2018
a school where half of its sucidal the other half is horny and the school is full of wanna be’s who wanna be the next lil pump and smoke fake tanks in the lockers and then to top it all of the most popular kid in the school’s name has same first and last name
by joey😭 August 19, 2019
1. Extremely theatrical drumming, e.g., making really dramatic faces while bringing the drumsticks up higher than they need to accurately hit the drums.
2. Masturbation.
2. Masturbation.
by two dudes and one dudette. May 22, 2009
A fucked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of Richard Wagner and Anton Bruckner. Though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like shit and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.
Musician #1: "What are we playing on tour in March?"
Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"
Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"
Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"
Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"
by hrnhtr February 10, 2009
by Spencer is a soyboy June 15, 2018