mongolian teacup

The act of pissing or ejaculating in a belly button and then dunking your balls in the urine filled hole.

Hey babe, I'm tired of coming on your face. Can I Mongolian teacup you?

by Kingcoatesee October 19, 2013

Bristol Teacup

Eating a girl out whist she stands in front of you on your knees

Took a drink from Liz's Bristol Teacup last night

by Sharky. June 02, 2018

teacup vagina

A vagina that is tiny and delicate with the labia being very small. Considered by most to be the most attractive kind of vagina. Rarely natural and sometimes achieved by having a medical procedure to trim the labia.

i.e. a pornstar vagina

"I almost felt guilty fucking her little teacup vagina, good thing them shits are elastic."

by WEUFHV November 23, 2014

teacup pigging

a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and/or Beck often indicating some sort of perversion or comical act.

AKA:

Teacup pigged
Teacupping
Teacup
TP

John: You seen Jane?
Phil: She's teacup pigging a cigar on the balcony.
John: Oh, that's where it's at...

by whitecloudsharpie October 25, 2012

Teacup Pigging

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.

Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.

by Bmason12 October 25, 2012

Swedish teacup

When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.

Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.

by Kenyan viking October 06, 2015

British Teacup

When a girl is giving a hand or blow job and slips her pinky up into a man's b-hole; closely resembling the way British people drink their tea with a pinky in the air.

I was getting a hand-jibber from Sophia last night and she tried to give me a British Teacup so I punched her. I called her later to apologize and ask for another one, though.

by Treece300e March 19, 2011