Rat 'Stache

A moderate amount of facial hair protruding above the upper lip. More a reflection of abandoned hygiene than maturity/suaveishness.
"Dude, buy a Bic. You got cheesey dust in your rat 'stache."
by Combatbat February 10, 2005
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teen stache

A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman
Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.
by DesPERRYado November 02, 2004
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Stache Salute

When a person without a mustache gives a person with a mustache some sort of a sign of respect for his sweet stache.

Originated in 2001, by Krampack, as a way to salute El Stachio when arriving at his well. The original salute consisted of sliding one's index finger slowly across their upper lip, in an arched manner.
"That guy has been rocking his stache since High School, so I always give him a proper Stache Salute."

"I always give him mad props with a Stache Salute."
by El Stachio February 06, 2010
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Jedd's 'Stache

A trashy looking random patch of hair above one's upper lip that is a combination of hair and yeast infection.
by D-Reezy and burgo January 04, 2009
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Trailer 'Stache

The same nasty, stringy hair that is on the upper lip of every resident of a trailer park, male or female.
Adam Morrison of Gonzaga needs to shave off his trailer 'stache.
by shouvley May 05, 2006
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faggot stache

A faggot stache is kind of like a milk mustache just with kool-aid or gatoraid instead.
Bro look at that kid! His faggot stache is so bad!
by Yungnoha August 06, 2017
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Flap-Stache

A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.
The man tucked his flap-stache behind his ear so he could eat.
by PMoore630 July 28, 2009
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