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flug the dolphin

A slang term used to describe the act of self pleasure, often used by young males who have recently discovered the delights of the wrist manual or bongo mag.

Also, a dolphin named Flug.
"Shit, last night I cleaned the pipes summit chronic... I flug the dolphin everynight till my tally whacker is red raw!"

Alex, everyday at 2pm retires to the toilet for his afternoon hand shandy. he loves to flug the dolphin so much so that I'm worried for him loosing his sight and becoming a hunchback... the randy mofo!
by Metal Meltdown August 31, 2006
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Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.
When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.
by DJ Buss May 1, 2010
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Floggin the dolphin

A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.
That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.
by Panda daddy June 24, 2006
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flogging the dolphin

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.
A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin
by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009
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Shaved the Dolphin

(V.) When one engages in the act of shaving a females genitalia, to form a baby soft feel much like a dolphin.
"At work today, a girl came in and I totally shaved the dolphin!"
by Jeff Striker August 23, 2007
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