what the deuce

A generalized inquiry as to the nature or overall well-being of someone or something.

What the deuce are my keys doing in the toilet, again?

by james007ssagent June 23, 2010

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hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.

Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.

by Joseph B. May 15, 2005

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do the deuce

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.

"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."

by D. Gould February 23, 2006

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spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

by gduhble June 28, 2005

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shooting the deuce

To put your index and middle finger up in a V shape, and then wave it to people, as a gesture of saying "Well good day to you good sir, I hope your day continues on in an orderly fashion", or something along those lines.

As Brandon drove by Luke's house, Brandon, being the gangsta that he is, threw up his fingers, shooting the deuce at Luke.

by Brandon Cur-Dog June 18, 2006