Slap In The Barnyard

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.

"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

by Slappy Cakey August 6, 2014

bottom of the barrel

As low as it gets

Girl "I need a boyfriend"
Friend "Try craigslist"
Girl " NOO... thats bottom of the barrel"

by Sharapstar December 18, 2012

scrape the bottom of the barrel

To get stuck with the very last pick or settle for something of extremely low quality.

Joe said he'd come to the big party with a bunch of hoes, but we knew he was really scraping the bottom of the barrel when he showed up holding a bunch of garden tools.

by Nick D May 17, 2004

bottom of the barrel

a term that describes the least desirable item to choose from when there are a number of things to choose from

rotton food is at the bottom of the barrel to choose from when you want something to eat

by lunar shadows August 16, 2004

Back At the Barnyard

Back at the Barnyard is a Nickelodeon animated show about barnyard animals, mainly cows, that talk. They have a secret life that humans don't know about. Their daily routine is annoy their neighbor, yell random things, and save the world from something (that was usually their fault).

Guy 1: Did you watch Back at the Barnyard last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome!

by mypseudonym123 August 24, 2011

cash on the barrel head

it means basically 'cash and carry'... you pay someone cash on the spot (placing the cash atop a barrel that's for sale) and they in turn release the goods to you right then and there - and you carry it (the barrel) away!

I see that you're selling your car on line. Can I give you cash on the barrel head and I drive away with the title?

by muchomojo4u September 23, 2013

The Barrel

A song created by Ethan (crankgameplays) and Mark (markiplier) on Unus Annus with the help of the Gregory Brothers and Joshua King. It is a farewell to Marks van named the barrel.

The Barrel

This one goes out to the barrel
May she rest in peace

Well there once was a day that you were home alone
And you realized you didn't have a car of your own
So sittin' there strugglin' to come up with a plan
You said "Hell yeah, I need a van"
You called up an uber and went down to the shop
To figure out what kind of vans they got
Purple, orange, red and green
But you said "That white one is more like me"

Pre Chorus
Through all the toughest times in life
She's always been there rollin' by your side

Chorus
Oh, the Barrel
Lovin' you since that day
The Barrel
Takin' you to any place
The Barrel
Huggin' that old asphalt, yeah
The Barrel
And she'll always be rollin

Rollin' down the LA strip
Whenever we were ready we'd be taking a trip
Didn't really matter, day or night
You'd be flying down the streets, got me feeling just right
We cut on the music you'd be jackin' it up
Had a better bass boomin' than a pickup truck
She was flashy, sassy, little bit nasty
But when we'd wash her up she'd be lookin' real classy

Pre Chorus repeats

Chorus repeats

Rollin' through the pearly gates
'Cause on that dreadful day
She was no match for that old bat
That Ethan gave
But the road to your heart
Will forever be paved
With the tire tracks she made
'Cause

Pre Chorus repeats

Chorus repeats

by EmzieWemzie March 9, 2021