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Anteater syndrom

When your skin around your lips and mouth start to sag and wrinkle from excessive years of sucking, like from a straw or felatio. Just like an anteater sucks ants for its whole life.
Dude, did you see that chick's face? She look like she got anteater syndrome, bruh! Her lips all saggy like she been sucking all day!
by cheru July 3, 2014
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Angry Anteater

The act of giving oral pleasure to a male while laying on your back, with them crouching or kneeling over you.
Joan was too tired to do it proper, so she gave her boyfriend an Angry Anteater
by Dizzy T July 7, 2009
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don't be such an anteater

Come on, don't be such an anteater, it won't cost you a fortune, it's only a cup of beans!
by Kako Qwegh October 1, 2007
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Golden Anteater

When a urinating male spits out a lugy over the toilet and attempts to suck said lugy back into his mouth after it has touched the piss water.
Jim performed a picture perfect Golden Anteater in our bathroom yesterday, and now he is currently being treated for E.coli.
by Butler Butt Clogger April 18, 2011
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anteater pen0rz

When Aaron was born, he wasn't circumsized, so he has an anteater pen0rz
by The 2.0 April 3, 2009
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Stinky Anteater

A sex position in which a man curls his tongue, sticks it in a womens vagina and sucks.
Dude, last night I gave her the best Stinky Anteater ever
by Yayah Man January 21, 2011
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Sad Anteater

A phrase for a mans flaccid penis. This phrase only refers to an uncircumcised penis 9/10 times as the forskin plays an extremely important role in defining the genetalia as having the apearance of an anteater that is not happy. Note the drooping of its flacidity and the hanging of the forskin as a result of this.
David has gone absolutely mental, kicked out of school for arson and waving his sad anteater at Miss Jones!
by Love handler6969420 July 26, 2016
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