Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.

"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"

by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022

Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality

you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware

by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020

Clique Sexuality Disorder

abbreviated to C.S.D.

The phenomenon of being sexually attracted to all or many people within the same social/ friendship group, as opposed to specific individuals.

It’s not that I’m a whore . . . I have Clique Sexuality Disorder.

by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

sexuality terrorist

People who go around forcing their sexuality onto others either directly through threats, intimidation, violence, bullying or through more subtle, indirect ways like denying you the right to marry, banning your sexuality legislatively or denying you benefits on expressions of your sexuality.
Such sexuality terrorists also tend to whine and charge allegations against their victims for extremism they indulge themselves in.

"god ! that luke is such a sexuality terrorist . He goes around forcing his sexuality on every gay student on the campus and then whines how its gays who are converting people into homosexuality"

by dudeforchange February 19, 2014

sexualityist

a type of predidgist that is based on ones sexuality rather then racist, sexist, or sizest

dude stop being gay
i dont want to stop being gay
well then u suck
will u go out with me
hell no u faggot

this an an example of a sexualityist and a faggot having a coversation

by shep313 June 24, 2010

Sexuality Dysphoria

A gay/LGBTQ person who feels locked or hateful to themselves for not being straight. Also can be a disorder when an LGBTQ person is out of touch with there identity and or wants to change.

"I hate myself for being gay"
"I am only attracted to girls but what if I am straight?"
"I have crippling sexuality dysphoria"

by ur moms girlfriend January 30, 2019

Schrödinger's Sexuality

An advanced state of pansexuality which consists of a superposition of every possible sexuality.

I fucked the large hadron collider because of my Schrödinger's sexuality.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020