math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up

by bassiibear November 22, 2010

textbook schizophrenia

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011

Textbook feminist

A textbook feminist doesn't buy the whole modern feminist package of rape culture, widespread misogyny, man spreading, man splaining etc. A textbook feminist simply believes in the equality of the sexes.

"So, are you a feminist or not?"
"Just a textbook feminist."

by dondidit June 16, 2016

Textbook f

It’s a textbook fuck.

Do you know how to do a textbook f?

No can you teach me.

by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

textbook tykwondoeism

bringing real substance to a conversation by using sophistication and deeper knowledge from the person you interacting with

he is using textbook tykwondoeism to slay the demons

by okay jay July 19, 2022