Textasation

When many text messages are sent and received by two people in quick succession. This can be compared to a conversation face to face - except it isn't.

John tetxs: What's up Britt
Britt tetxs: Not much, how was your day?
John texts: It was great, but I'd love to see you sometime soon
Britt texts: Yeah for sure but let's not turn this into a textasation...I don't have an unlimited plan

by HalifaxGenius June 19, 2009

Textasexual

A womyn or man or transexual who is attracted to the written word instead of interested in the anatomy of the human being, aka a book-fucker

I witnessed a textasexual last night molest an unwilling copy of "Coal Run". It was pitiful.

by Mad Creeper January 13, 2009

Textamaniacaholic

An individual who while way of the legal limit of alcohol consumption sends text messages at a rate of or equavalent to 60 texts per hour.

Nathan stop. Sure you proved that you can finish that handle of rum yourself. But instead of talking to me your just sending me texts. for Hitlers sake i'm right in front of you. I think its time we take you too Textamaniacaholic's anonymous.

by Abe Labeau August 17, 2009

Textament

The way people are supposed to text. So instead of oh my god its omg

wow, following the textament makes you text fast!

by Mason Manson December 9, 2008

textsmile

The expression someone makes while reading a text that brings them great pleasure

When I got a text from my buddy telling me my ex girfriend got knocked up by one her students, I had a huge textsmile that took days to get rid of

by NickyLags June 4, 2010

Textgasm

An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.

Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.

by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009

textism

responding to texts that of which you like the body main point or style and ignoring the ones you don't like; committing textism

jay received a text from holly who said lets go party, he instantly replied " im down fosho!" he also received a text from janey a second later, looked at it and never responded because her text read " what the fuck is your problem?!" he committed textism!

by audrunk June 26, 2009