texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

Texticles

Abbreviations used when texting to save time

She used so many texticles i didnt know what the hell she was talking about

by The 'stupid Guys of class2011 October 6, 2008

Texticle

A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active

Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!

by Gnomekilla August 14, 2009

Texticles

Your thumbs.

M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf

by MK808 December 14, 2010

Texticles

1. A male to male sexting session
2. Bare texting

I'll send you a texticles later

by HollieHomicidex January 7, 2011

Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.

by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012

texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.

He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.

by WolfBone December 31, 2011