Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))

Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!

by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019

dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.

-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles

my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!

by dangle dongle May 13, 2005

Testicle Shrimp

It’s a shrimp... with tesicles on it (shhh it’s actually a fish, but it totally has testicles).

Origin: Gaelic region

“F u testicle shrimp!”

“Did you order the testicle shrimp dumplings? Those are my favorite... so meaty!”

by K nasty aka Tahoe Kev January 27, 2019

Testicle Wrap

The wrapping of the hand around the testicles during a handjob. The tesitcles contract and mold softly around the fingers.

Gross! I just got a testicle wrap

by Work Turbans for life! May 11, 2009

Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette

by ta4877 November 11, 2009

testicleavage

The slight area of ascension between the testicles, as they hang loose. This is considered the "cleavage" of a pair of testicles.

Bella saw Povaliev's testicleavage when he got naked for her.

by TheRichandBeautifulTJF! March 30, 2010