termitemare

The leading cause for waking loss of wood... at night... in bed. Considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather unsexy dream experience.

Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.

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His vivid termitemares of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and Michele Bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 Iowa State Fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.

by jimseng September 2, 2011

Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.

"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

Termite

a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.

My wife wore her termite bathrobe.

by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021

Termite

A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.

My buddy had a termite infestation and now his wife is divorcing him.

by AllTheOtherHandlesWereTaken373 May 15, 2022

termite

someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.

bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed

by anus supreme June 3, 2022

Termite

A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood

The plug didn’t hit me back so I had to roll a termite

by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022

Termite Queen

A derogatory term to describe the head of a polyamorous clan, which is usually a pale white woman of a larger build. She is usually the center of group photos and therefore the leader of the clan, and thus the other members (termites) must serve her needs (sex). The Termite Queen isn't always a fat white woman, but there's a very good chance that a larger pale human is involved.

"Oh look! A group photo! I wonder which one is the Termite Queen...."
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"

by LlamaLover1977 October 14, 2022