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Terminally Online

A term for people who spend too much time on the internet used only by people who spend too much time on the internet.
Jeff: "Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums."
Ronald: "Jeff, what the hell are you talking about?"
by burnertoast May 7, 2022
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terminal burnout

1. Your brain turns to mush by overworking yourself .
2. Your brain turns to mush by watching TV all day.
3. Your brain turns to mush by sitting at a computer all day.

Preliminary Symptoms (in order of progressional occurance):
1. Weariness even after getting enough sleep
2. Mixing up the days of the week (ie - thinking it's Wednesday, but it's actually Tuesday)
3. Unable to fall asleep at night like usual, or simply passing out as soon as your head hits the pillow.
4. Misreading (ie - seeing words that aren't there, replacing words with something else, or mentally inserting new words). Basically, distorting sentences to what you think you see, rather than what's really there.
5. symptoms similar to ADD may follow (the inability to focus on tasks, or no longer having the desire to focus)

What can you do? Take a vacation. Seriously, don't think about work for a few days. Just relax, and take part in some outdoor activities. DO NOT read a book. That involves concentration, and you need REST.
Man, I'm going into terminal burnout...I can't think anymore
by Force July 30, 2005
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terminal 5

When something fails in an epic way. See Heathrow Airport.
"Come on baggage carousel, don't terminal 5 on me"
by Matthew1471 April 14, 2008
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terminal verbosity

N. Talking so much or for so long it could be fatal to anyone within earshot.
I almost died of terminal verbosity listening to Suzie talk about her friggin cat.
by PJPlayer1 April 5, 2006
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Terminal Hold

When you call a business and are placed on hold, with no human contact, for hours on end. The business hoping that you will get frustrated and just give up, so they don't have to talk to you.
Scooter: Geez Mary! You've been on the phone with them forever.
Mary: Yeah, about 5 hours. They put me on Terminal Hold. This is a matter of principle now! I am not hanging up.
by Phearis July 19, 2012
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Terminal Hiccups

When a person shoves large amounts of dry foods down their gullet without sufficient water and goes into a spasm of belching. Belching can take on the face of a bug in an Edgar suit from Men in Black in serious cases.
Dave ate too many dry peanuts on the plane and needed water to prevent the occurrence of terminal hiccups.
by Dalooshla August 20, 2014
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terminal

adj. something that is incredibly cool; more than sick or ill
I had a terminal day yesterday--I got the samsung 990 and then played dalmuti at taco bell for 9 hours.
by Billas May 30, 2006
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