"Bro if you keep acting like this I'm going to give you a fourth term abortion"
"Bro, you going to murder me for talking to your girlfriend?"
"That's right buddy"

Fourth Term Abortion by nikanat February 10, 2020

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Rum-Term Memory

The memory erasing ability that rum has causes one to have "Rum-Term Memory"

Jim and Rod are on the golf course. Rod askes Jim "what did you get on that hole?" Jim replies "Hmmm...I dont remember all my strokes. Must be I have Rum-Term Memory".

Rum-Term Memory by rightwinger1971 July 5, 2010

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long term crush

a long term crush is someone who you genuinely can't get over, you don't want to get over them either. you think they like you back but sometimes they don't show it, this person makes you want to come to school. he/she is the reason you're happy. you also may find yourself falling in love with them. they are one of the most special people in your life and you're beyond happy that you found them.

I've had a long term crush on him for 7 months.

long term crush by SaraSpann April 6, 2017

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Half Term Hangover

When you go back to school or college after a half term or holiday and you can’t listen or learn to what the teachers are telling you because you’re not in the educational state of mind yet.

Guy 1: Did you catch a word of what Mr. Price just said in our last lesson?

Guy 2: Nah man I have a major half term hangover.

Half Term Hangover by Benny Riktor April 20, 2010

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