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Tent Ass 

After a long weekend of camping in the woods without showering. Which leads to a sweaty oily bunghole.
"Man I was camping In a tent all weekend, zero showers. I got some mean tent ass going on"
Tent Ass by M_King September 14, 2015
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Tent-Pole Wounds 

The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.

The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.
Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.
Tent-Pole Wounds by cedanchair December 3, 2013

Tent Job 

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent
Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'
Tent Job by LiDsY October 23, 2012

Tent Fuck 

Fucking your girl in a tent that you made 5 minutes beforehand
Yea, Me and Crystal just had the best tent fucking last night.
Tent Fuck by ltsPurple August 14, 2018

tent city 

1) The poorest section of the poorest neighborhood of any city. Usually populated by the homeless.
2) Hilton's Tent City, a camping store in Boston, whose owners apparently were not aware of definition 1.
1) His old neighborhood was slowly turning into a tent city.
2) Want to go to Tent City and buy some wordTimberland/word boots?
tent city by Doc Sigma August 25, 2003

tent-pitcher

(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.
"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"
tent-pitcher by MFT May 28, 2005