tender lumplings

Small, innocent children that have to be informed of the world.

Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...

by RandomHomosaipien October 5, 2017

Teasered

(Derived from the word: Tasered)
1)V. (past-tense) When you get lead-on (teased) by someone you like for a while then they drop the bomp on you that they were just playing and it fucking hurts like hell.

Example:
Dude: So how'd it go with that chick?
Victim of Teasering: Man, she teasered me last night. I can't believe it!

by Elysium9 December 23, 2008

Tensor

Tensor is something that transforms like a Tensor

(Under a change of reference frame)

Physics prof. : "The Electromagnetic field tensor is a tensor."

by physics stud November 18, 2019

Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.

"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro December 9, 2008

Brown Eye Tenderizer

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

Giving caring sex when someone's emotions are in a poor state of repair

My husband/wife etc... has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

by PC_is_out_of_hand July 17, 2016

tender chicken

the female equivalent of a hard-on -- "when your twinky tingles"

"That hot boy gives me tender chicken"

by Valcious August 7, 2006