tallywacker

A person who wears white shoes.

"Get outta here! You're not a tallywacker."

by xavier February 5, 2005

tallywacking tits

a term used when a guy tries to have mental sex with you over the internet. cybering

That prick just tried to have tallywacking tits with me!

by Andre Cage May 17, 2008

Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

tallywacker licker

A term of endearment for the person give ing a blow job

"You're an amazing tallywacker licker Emilina!" Josh exclaimed.

by Emilina&princess of bartonia May 12, 2014

tallywacker trimmer

Trimming of one's pubic hairs

He used his razor for a tallywacker trimmer

by pokey0129 July 16, 2015

Tallywacker

Another word for penis

My tallywacker is big

by Swag bear crystal January 2, 2017

TallyWacked

Partying to the extreme of human limits with the use of alcohol and or drugs.

I got fuckin' tallywacked last night. I guess that can happen after 25 beers? I dunno, whatever.

by DNAdangler January 29, 2017