telepathetic

claiming to be telepathic when you are not

that psychic is so telepathetic!

by doomof1987 March 20, 2010

telepathetic

well like everyone on earth that is normal we are not telepathic so we are telepathetic meaning we can not read other ppl's minds.

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by spam gewd November 18, 2004

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

telepathetic

1. (adj) to define a supernatural action of reading someone's mind, but only correct 10% of the time. Only works through the connection of WiFi -- rural areas are mostly out of reach.
2. (noun) to define a person who is being pathetic by claiming that he can read people's minds.

What's the WiFi password? I'm fighting a bad guy by using telepathetic, so I really need your help here!

by osmahad42 November 27, 2020

Telepathetic

Someone who's being extremely unpleasant on telephone.

John : Hey please call me later, i dont feel like talking to you anymore

Meredith : Dude can you for once, stop being telepathetic.

by Shihabrk November 20, 2020

Telepathetic

The ability to use telepathic abilities underwhelmingly. Such as a telekinetic who can make paper wobble and leads levitate. A mind reader that can only hear a single word of a thought, often it is not even the main subject of the thought

Wow you that's so impressing it's telepathetic...

Damn not seven a bent fork, you got telepathetic?

by Mon4rkButt January 19, 2018

TELEPATHETIC

Using ones mind to make others be more pathetic than they already are.

Keep your patheticness to yourself, stop being TELEPATHETIC.

by Katelynne's dad January 20, 2025