telepathetic 

well like everyone on earth that is normal we are not telepathic so we are telepathetic meaning we can not read other ppl's minds.

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telepathetic by spam gewd November 18, 2004

Telepathetic 

When you complete a telepathic act poorly.

A: I tried to pickup my coffee cup without touching it.
B: How'd it go.
A: All I managed to do is knock it off the bench.

B: Well i guess it just telepathetic.
A & B: yeeeeeeeahhhh

Telepathetic by jibelatto October 21, 2017

Telepathetic 

The ability to use telepathic abilities underwhelmingly. Such as a telekinetic who can make paper wobble and leads levitate. A mind reader that can only hear a single word of a thought, often it is not even the main subject of the thought

Wow you that's so impressing it's telepathetic...

Damn not seven a bent fork, you got telepathetic?

Telepathetic by Mon4rkButt January 19, 2018

telepathetic 

Tele - at a distance
pathetic - of a sadness, gaining pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness

We both came to the same sad conclusion at the same time. And both texted we were telepathetic.

telepathetic by CarlosRicochet! March 27, 2019

Telepathetic 

Someone who's being extremely unpleasant on telephone.

John : Hey please call me later, i dont feel like talking to you anymore

Meredith : Dude can you for once, stop being telepathetic.

Telepathetic by Shihabrk November 20, 2020

telepathetic 

1. (adj) to define a supernatural action of reading someone's mind, but only correct 10% of the time. Only works through the connection of WiFi -- rural areas are mostly out of reach.
2. (noun) to define a person who is being pathetic by claiming that he can read people's minds.

What's the WiFi password? I'm fighting a bad guy by using telepathetic, so I really need your help here!

telepathetic by osmahad42 November 27, 2020

Telepathetic 

When you make a prediction that is so stupid there is no need to say it

(Time 3:59) "bro it's going to be 4:00 in one minute!" "No shit your so telepathetic

Telepathetic by Alfie Matthews November 20, 2023