Technotide

The overwhelming feeling or wave of technological advancements and information that can be hard to keep up with.

"With the rapid emergence of new gadgets and platforms, many people are experiencing a technotide."

by AbsoluteViking October 18, 2023

techitis

a condition afflicting girls who attend New Mexico Tech which makes them feel like hot pieces of ass even though they are stank hoes.

Dude, you see that bitch walking with her chest in her air? She's got techitis for sure.

by Lil' Mike December 7, 2005

technotarded

One that is slow, incompetent, a noob, or poor at functioning the proper use of technological equipement.
A person who is mentally underdeveloped when it comes to the use and operation of computers, phones, cell phones, calculators, CD players, record machines, televisions, iPods, microwaves, ovens, toasters, anything with some sort of digital display, anything with some sort of analog display, radios, circuit boards, fans, lights, etc.
Someone who is retarded when it comes to the function of any sort of technology.

-Damn man, i had to help this technotard fix their monitor yesterday...and it turns out that the computer was off!
-What are you talking about!? Bill Gates is definitely not technotarded.
-Dude, my aunt is so technotarded, she couldn't even put a new contact on her phone...

by Liverwiz April 11, 2007

technotrad

- Hip techno stylizings of Le Group Swing!
- The hybrid fusion of the mandolin and fiddle to create a mind blowing musical experience!
- Undisputedly will keep you stomping, swinging and crying throughout the 2 minute performance.

Swing indisputably has you swinging, dancing and stomping your feet as soon as you can hear the very first bars of technotrad which bring back the good old kitchen partys of yesteryear. La vie comme ça, where sampling and scratching are combined to the fiddle and the mandolin, make for a remarkable mix.

by Ian McGuire May 13, 2005

techietard

One who is completely lacking technology knowledge.

Dude, can't you even send a text message? You are such a techietard!

Or

I have never met anyone so techietarded, the keyboard has to be plugged into the PC for it to work, okay?!

by kayodei December 23, 2007

Technotelehomophobia

The fear of Gay robot telemarketers

Jimi Has a large fear of picking up the phone and some robot saying "Hey sexy, are you single?" which means he has technotelehomophobia!

by oregano 12345 January 3, 2008

Technotwit

n. A person who may have an aptitude regarding technology, but is both ignorant and/or annoying about everything else.

Dirk is a great programmer, and can answer any question about hardware and software, but he doesn't know who Seinfeld, Obama or Angelina Joli are. And he cannot boil water or pump gas. He is probably the king of the technotwits.

by Seb13 January 29, 2009