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tectard

typical nethouse customer
by Pariah March 21, 2003
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tecatito

the small town of Tecate California USA across from Tecate Mexico
I work in Tecatito California,USA
by SILVERIO DAVID December 14, 2008
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"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"
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teatas

by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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techtard

1.
A computer illiterate who thinks that they are an expert, but is mistaken.
Usually found prowling IT support forums, spouting hundreds of irrelevant and obvious questions and answers, and usually burying the actual answer under mountains of nonsense posts.
They are also usually found near totally destroyed electronic devices, which had previously had only relatively minor problems.

2.
A computer literate who is an expert in a limited number of fields, but attempts to cover this huge gap in their knowledge. They will usually avoiding questions outside of these fields by unhelpfully suggesting that people move their entire operation to their field of expertise instead.
1.
Q: I have bought a new RAID card, and I am unable to boot due to a problem with the firmware. Does anyone know where to find the new version?
A: Have you tried rebooting?
A: Have turned it off and on again?
A: Reinstall your OS.
A: Attack of the techtards <rolls eyes>. Here's where to get it...
A: Have you tried rebooting?

2.
Q: I have bought a new RAID card, and I am unable to boot due to a driver conflict. Does anyone know where to find the new firmware?
A: Get Linux, it's way more stable than the rubbish you're using.
A: Get Windows, it's way easier than the rubbish you're using.
A: Attack of the techtards <rolls eyes>. Here's here to get it...
A: Get a Mac, it's way prettier than the rubbish you're using.
by Mr Savlon September 8, 2009
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teatails

Omg that sounds like some good tea. Can I get some teatails?
by KVanD44 March 19, 2019
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Teatard

A resident of the U.K., England in particular, who is considered dim or ridiculous.
Last night I saw a wasted, high dude running from the cops, screaming slurs and cussing them out in a British accent. Must be a Teatard!
by Geegee Gee January 29, 2014
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