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textsessive

Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.
Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."
by OBizzle November 28, 2005
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textsplain

verb.

The action of explaining to a person via text messaging.
Clanqy: so they pay for two now, next visit they get two hrs, but pay for one.

Lolzy: I understood what you meant

Clanqy: ok.

Clanqy: sometimes, I'm not sure if I textsplain things well.
by SeeTedWalk March 20, 2010
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teets mccon

The definition of "Man-with-milk", teets mccon is absolute walking sex. Anyone just to touch his nips should feel ever so privileged as they are perfectly shaped and sized. Mondays are the biggest day for teets mccon however as monday is always milking day, where in some cases 14L has been produced in one squeezing.
i wish i had the nips of teets mccon
by Teetss October 10, 2013
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textstress

Feeling of having to stop what you are doing right now to text
Textstress causes auto related deaths everyday
by Hot Rod Long December 16, 2014
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Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
by Refresh100 July 3, 2010
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textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation
Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.
by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008
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Teats

"Lick my black teats!"
by Chuck Bullet April 13, 2004
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