Teaf

noun/verb; A teaf (or teef) is a joint with tea leafs in it. The tea has a natural relaxant which makes you extremely relaxed and chilled out after you smoke it, depending on how much you smoke.

Hey you smoke weed?

nah I just teaf.

wtf is a teaf...

read the entry on urban dictionary, the person who wrote it is the most awesome son of a bitch that ever lived.

by uncle f*cka October 5, 2009

teamfishcake

Group of misguided comedy writers. Been around since 1996. Not been funny since approximately 2001.

Don't bother checking out teamfishcake, eat some stones from your garden instead.

by flacpwn January 24, 2008

Tearfucked

A movie that is very emotional that causes you to cry, like the movie had rough sex with your eye.

"Man that movie really tearfucked me."

by Agade January 11, 2009

teamfight

In Esports; especially in MOBAs, A teamfight is a battle where both teams fully commit. Items and powerful abilities are used to turn the tide of battle in one's favor a teamfight ends when one team is wiped or a key member of their team is dead E.g a Support or Carry.

The Teamfight between Na'vi and TSM was INSANE I can't believe that Dendi used his ult like that!

by Prof. Fdajax December 10, 2018

tearful masturbation

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.

he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele

by poopyissad December 30, 2011

teaflake

A derogatory term for an ultra conservative who feels wronged.

The poor teaflake couldn't understand why his so called friends weren't more tolerant of his racist views.

by Frederick Local Yokel December 31, 2016

Taufika

Taufika is a name for very caring individuals who just want to be around others. A Taufika will never shy away from new people and always wants to make friends. You may find a Taufika enjoying a nice book in a library or watching a movie with someone. A Taufika is generally organised with plans throughout the week. Although organizing some aspects of her life come effortlessly, she still struggles to prioritize her well being above other commitments. Despite this, a Taufika will always be pleasant to be around and will always make someone feel included.

Person 1: "Hey did you meet Taufika yet?"
Person 2: "Yeah, we're going to see a movie later!"

by pambang007 June 27, 2018