Located in the middle of Lake County, Fl where the teachers are fucking garbage and dont give two shits if you understand anything, work usually takes 2 weeks to be graded by then your grade is still garbage and report cards are out. Girls are constantly fighting over the pettiest things and will talk shit but when confronted they claim they never said anthying than you have the 7th and 8th grade boys who thinks their the shit and walk around with their underwear half out their breath is so hot they will leave steam on your glasses and currently i guess waves are the trend since people wanna go bald and cut their hair off for it when they dont even look good the principal is a fat fuck belongs in the back of the guiness world record book for fattest principal in the world she looks like she will walk into the lunch room and grab 2 ice creams and eat that shit point is tavares is garbage
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