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Tarkov Addict

Someone who is addicted to the video game Escape from Tarkov. Most commonly spotted by the huge bags under their eyes, Or the beard on their neck. Sometimes at random intervals they will speak of Tarkov. However Tarkov addicts can be very dangerous, If it is passed 3 am do not disturb them as they can get very aggressive after they lose millions in a big raid or getting killed by exfil campers. They will become very defensive so it is recommended that you do not speak or approach them. A very famous Tarkov addict is a streamer who goes by the name AquaFPS. Another famous user is Яан Кринал also known as Toasterbrain696, He is extremely aggresive whenever he comes out of his coom cocoon and will be hostile towards any life it detects. His back is curved and he now looks like a rat with a graphics card hanging out of his mouth. There also one Яан Кринал shoved halfway in his anus.
Toasterbrain696s friends in an intervention: Dude you need serious help, We got you a plane ticket to rehab in california, If you dont accept treatment then we cant watch you die over you're tarkov addiction.
Toasterbrain696: I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED FOR THAT LONG, I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION, JUST BECAUSE I STABBED 27 PEOPLE TO DEATH AFTER LOSING MILLIONS IN A RAID IN TARKOV DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE AN ADDICTION.
by SussyRustPlayer July 6, 2021
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tarkas

Name for ecstacy pills people like to take when raving!!!
Have you got any of those banging tarkas for sale so I can get off my tits tonight moosh?
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Tarkan

Top of the heap. Best of it's kind. You won't find something much better than it.
"The new beemer they've come out with is Tarkan"
"These days in hip hop, Jedi Mind Tricks are Tarkan"
by Mana August 23, 2003
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Tarkus

Name given to the armadillo tank painted by William Neal for the album that became "Tarkus."
I finally bit the bullet and bought Tarkus.

Boy do I hate Tarkus.

Tarkus rocks!
by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005
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shiger tarks

Shiger Tarks are Tiger Sharks that are specially made to have whiskers
Dude, That Shiger Tark just bit my surf board!
by hahahShigerTarks March 31, 2005
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tarkov fever

The feeling and unexplainable urge to play Escape From Tarkov
I thought Gabe would never play tarkov, he is probably suffering from tarkov fever.
by Josmhusm January 5, 2022
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tarkussy

a secured container usaully in tarkov
"shove that gpu in your tarkussy" make sure thats in your tarkussy"
by left peak enjoyer July 17, 2022
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