tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.

A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.

by xXXXXXXXXx March 26, 2020

turdtantic

A huge log of shit; a turd so big that you have to throw ice cubes at it in the toilet until it sinks.

I had gyros last night and today I had to sink the turdtantic.

by Seekerjk September 27, 2007

tardmastic

A person who is the master at being icredibly idiodic and/or retarded.

you are such a tardmastic shithead!

by cindy October 31, 2004

turdtastic

Turdtastic is when you poop the biggest turd ever, its so big that it breeches the toilet water & you feel the need to take a picture, its turdtastic!

Vickie had been pinching cheeks when she left the court house, when she made it to her toilet she let loose. As she stood up to wipe, she couldn't believe her eyes! Her poop had looped around the toilet 3 times and was sticking up out of the water a good 2 inches! As she wiped her butt she said to herself, "that poop was Turdtastic".

by Shucky Kunt April 19, 2021

tardistic

A way to describe someones behaviour or personality.
people who are most offen reffered to as tards

That guy was around again and he was acting quite tardistic today.

Tards acting Tardistic
Peace!

by PolarCreamPie September 25, 2005

tatastic

2 girl outlaws of the same family, that have a me or a i in their name that can rock it.

The girls at the family reunion were so tatastic because they were going crazy and they rocked out!

by hu hu hu megan and kati August 6, 2008