taquitoed

To have thrown a taquito with a large amount of guacamole on it, at something or someone.

We taquitoed that bitches house good!

by sassy sweetheart November 22, 2009

taquito sunrise

The aftermath of eating too many 7/11 taquitos and waking up in a filthy cloud of your own farts

Maaan, I got drunk last night and hit up 7/11 and devoured 12 taquitos and woke up to a taquito sunrise

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Taquitophobia

Taquitophobia TaH-Kee-tōh-foh-bee-uh is the anxiety disorder defined by a persistent and excessive fear of thinking that your love for forbidden taquitos is looked down upon by others.

It is commonly misused when referencing "Taquitotardation", or the Neurodevelopmental Disorder of not being able to recognize some things (brands) are better than others.

Wrong example "Wow, I see the taquitophobia train must have actually left long ago. I can tell there is no hope of taquito unity here in this discord, and I was lead to believe this would be a community where all taquitos were treated as equals."

by tmc_e August 11, 2021

Taquito

A person of hispanic decent who lives in a urban environment, usually petite, has extreme racial urges and speaks mexican.

"What a fucking Taquito"
"He is so petite what a Taquito"
"If I were such a Taquito I would kill myself"

by aidiniz September 25, 2022

Tallahasee Taquito

Noun - Taking a person from behind so the tip of the penis has a chocolate kiss and the other person then giving you a blow job.

Id rather not sir ive had a cleveland steamer and just no room for the good ole Tallahasee Taquito.

by Crackdaddy Paine January 7, 2023

Tallahassee Taquito

A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.

I took the Alligator fuckhouse to the next level by giving her a Tallahassee Taquito.

by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024

tootsie roll taquito

Uncircumsized black penis

Hey girl how was that D?
Good girth but it's a tootsie roll taquito.

by Yolndimofugnvissa July 13, 2017