fappetite

The urge to fap or masturbate

When i saw my mom in that porno, It killed my Fappetite

by The_ginger February 28, 2011

parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!

after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!

by michael foolsley February 2, 2010

Tappitize

To poorly pimp your car

Jerry got himself some acrylic paint and loads of LED lights, I reckon he's about to go Tappitize his Cortina.

by Karin Schonken March 5, 2008

Nappetite

A routine maintained by going to sleep at a consistent time each night. Tends to be especially hard to maintain on a long break of any kind.

Mom: James, you have to start going to bed earlier, okay? School is about to start again.

James: But mom!

Mom: No buts! You'll ruin your nappetite!

by Go1ng Commando January 6, 2014

Fappetite

Ones appetite for fapping

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.

by ohjayzis February 27, 2015

fappetite

To have the urge or desite to masturbate. Originates from the words fap (to masturbate) and appetite (the desire to eat food).

After Jim saw that pornstar shit on that dude's dick on PornHub, he knew he had lost his fappetite.

by SodaPopJizz May 13, 2017

Nappetite

a craving to satisfy a bodily need, especially for sleep

Haya fell asleep at work and ruined her nappetite

by Moosewallah January 17, 2022